213 Things hide is No Longer Allowed to do at Exstacy Records
Disclaimer: All events mentioned her are purely fictional and should not be taken as fact.
WARNING: Do try any of these at home kids! Go to a friend's house.
1. Superglue is not a styling product, and it wrong of me to tell Toshi otherwise.
2. I will not make porn using company resources.
3. Especially not of my bandmates.
4. Especially NOT without their permission.
5. And it most certainly wrong of me to try and sell it to our fans.
6. I will stop attempting to harvest a Pata's body hair for occult rituals.
7. Will stop attempting to train Pata's cats to "Get Yoshiki!"
8. Will not leave gum in bandmate's hair.
9. Will not leave gum anywhere on Pata's body.
10. I am not qualified to give breast exams.
11. Or prostate exams.
12. Not allowed to copy Heath's old porn movies over any official recording, no matter how much I think the fans will appreciate it.
13. Will stop secretly recording my band mates in the shower and sellin